You are making a huge logical leap in order to support your preconceived opinion it seems.

Apple could most certainly have things such as crash reports that show millions of problems on jailbroken iOS devices, and possibly even caused by programs/features enabled by the jailbreak. How could you credibly say their statement is bunk? You even state you don't know the numbers, so why should you be able to say it's "without question, bunk"?

At the same time, it's very true that the vast majority of users don't jailbreak. Do you deny that?

I see no contradiction nor schizophrenia. All I see is someone with an odd love/hate relationship with Apple.